he's so gay he sweat glitters

so there's a guy -or maybe a girl, i'm not quite sure- at my class, and he/she's like, a total fake. she's from padang and she said she's "G4uL". well it's acctually a man, but a GAY one -oh yess he'd comin out of closet-. it's not like i have problem with gay people. I LOVE GAY, GAY IS GIRL'S BEST FRIEND (other than diamonds ofcourse) but this gay is no ordinary. he had succesfully make me pissed on the first day we met. at first he didn't wanna talk to me, not even looked at me. but then after he realized that i was wearin my genuine LV bag, he started talkin to me. i mean, WTF? and so i hate him from the very beginning.
as the day passed, the more i know him, the more i heard not-so-delighted story bout him, the more i wanted to puke. he said that he loves clubbing, he's a smoker and a drinker. well he had proof that he's a smoker, but the clubber and a drinker part? humm, i didn't see any picture of him with his gay friends in a fckin gay club holding a fckn bottle of beer, not even BINTANG.
and then he had a boyfriend in bandung, whom he still have feelings till now, and -god forbid- they had done some kinky stuff at this guy's room back in bandung. and he's like, wrote stuff about how he still madly in love with his ex. HEY THAT'S TMI FOR US!
and there's other story, about his favorite versace tees that he bought for Rp 600.000,- and become discolored because of his stupid maid. well here's a news for you girl, THERE'S NO SUCH THING IN VERSACE STORE THAT COST LOWER THAN A MILLION, NOT EVEN A KEYCHAIN. oh wait, i think there's something that cost six hundred, A BUTTON.
and dont get me started with the story about his new haircut. he said he cut his hair short to match rihanna, because he will watch her show (which is cancelled, twice!) and the other story when he watched beyonce's concert and he wore a wig that matches beyonce's hair. euuughhh he's so gay he sweat glitters.
and his recent behavior that made me wanna throw up was his latest facebook status updates :
"gw rela nukerin smua branded things gw dgn mesin wktu yg bs bwa gw kmbli k masa2 gw masi sm dia... :'( "
and i immidiately texting my beloved Nindia Satiman and this is how our conversation's go :
me : ada gossip meng lo harus liat fbnya k***s terus liat status updates terakhirnya!
her : IYA TADI GUE JUGA MAU SMS LO!!! "gue rela menukarkan branded things...." haaaaaahaaaaaaa (her annoying laugh that haunt me everynight)
me : i mean like he have any of those thing.. mau dituker cabe rawit di pasar juga ga dapet.. hahahahaha

god have mercy for those kind of people.